June 2012
alice-unchained:
my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
offendpoppunk:
are you from tennessee cause you should just go back
most-awkward-moments:
starkassembled:
zeldea:
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM
